when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
dontget2close asked: Don't be embarrassed about your weight cause you're cute
Oh my god this means so much to hear thank you :)
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.
- Part 1 || Part 2
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
So I slowed down Noot Noot to 35 seconds..
I’m so happy I’ve got such great friends. :3
two nice guys, friendzoned by their fair ladies, retreat to a mountain to find class, instead… they find each other. together, in each...